Ah, January—the month that feels like it lasts forever! After the ‘Detty December’ turn-ups, gift-buying, and family festivities, the reality of January hits harder than NEPA taking light during a Champions League finals penalty shootout.
But not you—you’re prepared. Chinabia armed you with survival hacks, and you’re riding the wave like a pro. Let’s go through the list on your Notes App, saved on the phone you smartly didn’t upgrade despite that fleeting “New Year, New Me” temptation:
Another Expense Dodged, ‘IJGB’ Friends for the Win: You allowed your ‘IJGB’ friends flex you in December – I mean, they came back with pounds and dollars so why should you feel bad when they say, ‘bills on me’? From Quilox to Club DNA to Ilashe – you had fun without spending a dime. Now, as a good friend, you invited over for them to lunch at your parents on January 1. That counts as appreciation, right?
Invest Now to the rescue: United Capital came through with your Money Market investment interest, which you wisely used to stock up on groceries. Thank goodness for intermittent fasting and fit fam—it’s all part of the plan to stretch those supplies until February.
Adulthood is a scam, but you’re smarter: You cooked your meals and stored them in the freezer, they call it meal prep but really it is survival 101. So you prepare and portion; 2 different soups, beef stew and fish sauce – nothing too fancy. Yes, you are ready for January, hopefully, EKEDC doesn’t mess up your plan else it’s all over.
From Bolt to Bus: Instead of guzzling caffeine to stay active at work, you’ve decided to hop on a bus this January—get your steps in and let that danfo adrenaline do the rest. Honestly, it’s healthier. Did you see your Uber and Bolt wrap-up for 2024? That money could have bought a small Honda Civic. Anyways, you are wiser now, and it’s just to survive this January. Gbagada to VI is one bus trip, you’ll be fine.
Put that DIY skill to work: January-born friends wouldn’t cut you off because you didn’t splurge on expensive gifts. YouTube is your plug – scented candles, crochet beanie or shirt – it’s even more thoughtful if we’re being honest. And you might just start a side hustle with these skills. A win is a win.
Booked and busy all January: “Ife, let’s grab drinks after work.” “Ife, let’s go here.” Ah ah, what is it sef? Haven’t we grooved enough in December? This January, it’s okay to say no. It’s the perfect time to reflect, strategize for 2025, and embrace the peace and quiet you need. Ife go home after work. Your calendar says ‘busy’ and that’s all anyone needs to know.
Man proposes, God approves: You spent Crossover service to begin the New Year in Church because you know the deal. Man can propose all the plans, but it’s God’s approval that sustains o. Imagine after applying all these survival tactics, your fridge decides to spoil, or these street guys steal your phone, all your savings gone to replace these essentials, God abeg! Just move stealthily and steadily all January, hopefully everything goes according to plan. Let January come and go fast so you can spoil your boo for Valentines.
So, there you have it—Chinabia’s survival hacks to navigate the marathon that is January 2025. It’s not about doing the most; it’s about being smart, intentional, and staying ahead of the game. By February, you’ll look back, not just proud of surviving, but thriving.
Here’s to making it through January with your sanity, savings, and sense of humour intact! Let’s handle this like pros—February is right around the corner.
