By Folarin Aiyegbusi
*In French accent* On commence…
DISCLAIMER:
To the pasta lovers, seafood lovers, the “Oh, I have only one cheat day a week” people, and to those that aren’t SO particular about what they eat, I’d like to share my love story with you. To the rest of you overzealous nutritionists and fitfammers, just don’t disturb me.
A True Love Story
It is the year 1990-something when she waltzes into his life for the first time with bright red braids and a firm bun on her head. So quickly they introduce themselves to each other, Folarin-Hetti, Hetti-Folarin, and they get on with the 21 questions. Fifteen minutes in, he’s whispering into her ears, she’s hot, and she’s tickling his lips, so spicy; they fondle till she has to leave, amazing – the start of an unending love story between Folarin and Spag Hetti.
Never seen photo of Hetti in her red braids and firm bun
Over the years, their love evolves as she rebrands herself and grows in sophistication. Sometimes hot and feisty in her long hair, other times light and calm in her curly twists, Hetti is the one. She may rebrand a hundred times, but her essence remains the same.
He loves it.
The different faces of Hetti
It’s not just her loving nature or her essence, it’s her understanding and her presence, she fills him with empowerment when he’s overwhelmed with work and calms him when he’s under pressure. She’s the one.
Hetti empowering Folarin as he works
One of his favourite things about her? Her confidence in herself and in their love – she allows him to visit other ladies every now and then, and sometimes she even suggests…
The ‘other ladies’
… to be continued.
