By Ifesinachi Okpagu
We know how it begins…you make a new year resolution on the 1st of January. By the 2nd, your love relationship with your resolution is over.
Regardless of what promise you’ve made this year, let’s have a little laugh to begin the new year.
Which of them is yours or your colleague’s?
- I will stop checking my Facebook/Twitter feed every five minutes.
- I’m going on a diet and will exercise every day. I will definitely loose weight this new… oh wait, is that cake?
- I will stop taking selfies every 30 minutes and uploading on Instagram. It’s the same me, in the same outfit, striking the same pose but with a different pout…nah, it’s the same pout.
- Every time I type a smiley face I will actually laugh-out-loud.
- I will drive by the fitness centre at least once a week to pay my respects.
- I will definitely sleep like a normal person: no more movies ’till 4.A.M. in the morning.
- I will stop liking my friend’s status only because I like the person who posted it.
- I will use my treadmill for something else than hanging my jacket.
- I will make time for my favourite activities. Like procrastinating. Oh wait, I’m already doing this.
- My New Year’s resolve is to make better bad decisions.
Bonus: I don’t have a New Year’s resolution. You don’t need them when you’re perfect! (me winking at my laptop screen)
Tag your colleague who’s guilty of any of these.
