{"id":9619,"date":"2025-05-02T16:51:55","date_gmt":"2025-05-02T15:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/?p=9619"},"modified":"2025-05-02T16:52:13","modified_gmt":"2025-05-02T15:52:13","slug":"9619","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/2025\/05\/9619","title":{"rendered":"How to Disappear from Work Without Getting Fired"},"content":{"rendered":"

Over the years, I\u2019ve somehow earned the title of Leave Plan Maestro<\/em>. How did I get so good at maximising my time off? Simple. Strategy and forecasting.<\/p>\n

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First, meet the “Rama-Easter Gap”.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This is the window between Ramadan and Easter where, with some clever planning, you can swing a 10 to 12-day vacation, while only using a handful of leave days. During really good years, you could simply take five days off and end up with a 12-day vacation \u2014 the black hole. Time slows down, Ramadan turns into weekend, weekend into paid leave, leave into another weekend, weekend into Easter. At some point, your colleagues might even think you\u2019ve gone on maternity leave.<\/p>\n

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Next, beware of “The Great Famine”.<\/strong><\/p>\n

“The Great Famine” is that brutal stretch between Eid-el-Kabir and Independence Day where \u2014 if you\u2019re not careful \u2014 you\u2019ll face nearly three straight months with no public holidays in sight. If Eid happens after June 12 and Eid-el-Maulud falls into October (like in 2020 through 2022), prepare for the drought. In the coming years, the tentative dates for Eid el Maulud are as early as July (2029 and 2030). I know this because I plan, I look at the forecast. Be like me. You can plan your leave, two years in advance. Grab the good dates before your relief officer, who is also reading this article, does.<\/p>\n

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Now for the controversial bit: I never take leave in December.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Even when I worked in organisations that stayed open through the holidays, December was never appealing for time off. Why? Because by then, things have already slowed to a crawl. Appraisals are done. People are \u2018onwa December-ing\u2019 up and down. There’s less pressure \u2014 exactly how I like it. Why waste precious leave days.<\/p>\n

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So, what do I do with all this carefully hoarded leave?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well… I try to rest. Try<\/em> being the keyword. I have a theory that Africans are genetically hardwired to resist proper rest. Even after death, we\u2019re still expected to show up to work as ancestors.<\/p>\n

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When I\u2019m not failing at resting, I travel, go on dates, visit family, and indulge in all kinds of (mostly harmless) shenanigans. By the time I resume work, I\u2019m often a chaotic, overfed, slightly feral version of myself. But hey \u2014 that\u2019s the price of living.<\/p>\n

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Final thought? Nigeria needs more public holidays.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I\u2019m grateful to our Christian and Muslim brethren for always coming through just when burnout starts creeping in. But what about the other gods? Don\u2019t they deserve a two-day holiday too?<\/p>\n

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If you want to learn more, don’t worry, my Leave Plan Masterclass (LP101) is coming soon. Enrollment fee: Amala, ogufe, shaki and two lungs.<\/p>\n

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