{"id":4105,"date":"2019-08-01T13:46:13","date_gmt":"2019-08-01T13:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/?p=4105"},"modified":"2019-08-01T15:20:30","modified_gmt":"2019-08-01T15:20:30","slug":"how-to-haggle-in-lagos-for-jjcs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/2019\/08\/how-to-haggle-in-lagos-for-jjcs","title":{"rendered":"How to Haggle in Lagos \u2013 For JJCs"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Mobola Lawal, United Capital Plc<\/strong><\/h3>\n

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As I sat in the conference room of my new office in Lagos, waiting for the meeting to start, I overheard one of the gentlemen (an\u00a0Oyinbo<\/em>) telling our client that he needed to get some souvenirs from Lagos to take back home to his wife. He was, however, worried that the prices will be inflated because of his skin colour.<\/p>\n

Our client laughed out loud and quickly said to him, \u201cfeign surprise<\/em>!\u201d Feign surprise? Yes, feign surprise! And then the client went on to act like he was having a heart attack or some kind of cardiac episode with his hand on his chest, as though to pin his heart back to its rightful position, his eyes and mouth wide open.<\/p>\n

We all laughed at the theatrics. But boy, was he right?<\/p>\n

Lagos (or my Lagos as I like to call it<\/em>) is known for being fast-paced. If you are not careful, even people who are supposed to be your friends would exploit you at every given opportunity. And yes, a lot of that happens with people quoting ridiculous prices at local markets.<\/p>\n

Being skillful with haggling is definitely a plus. And most of it is learnt over time, with experience. But for those who do not have the patience (or the cash<\/em>) to learn from experience, here are a few tips.<\/p>\n

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    Feign surprise\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Whatever price you are given first, just\u00a0scream in surprise<\/strong>, as my dear client rightly advised. Do this especially when you have no idea how much the item ordinarily costs. \u2018Madam, how much is this necklace?\u2019 My dear, it\u2019s N700 oh!\u00a0<\/em>Now, it\u2019s time for action. You just go ahead and scream\u2026\u00a0\u201cSeven what? I still bought this thing last week. But my sister saw it and liked it. She took it from me. That\u2019s why I came to buy it again.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

    Indeed, you have no sister. But you have to make the seller feel like you know what you are doing.<\/p>\n

    The seller would probably ask you how much you bought it last week. Then, you give her some ridiculous price (compared to the one she offered<\/em>). She may say \u201cokay\u201d<\/em>\u00a0right away. \u201cBring money\u201d\u00a0<\/em>(which is suspect too \u2013 we will get to that). Or she may just say \u201cNo<\/em>.\u00a0It\u2019s not this necklace you bought for N100. Last price I can sell is N250\u2033.\u00a0<\/em>You may do the back and forth for a while and buy for between N100 and N250.<\/p>\n

    Sometimes too, when you are bargaining, you offer to buy at some price and it\u2019s the seller\u2019s turn to feign surprise. They say things like \u2018you try\u2019, \u2018na money\u2019, \u2018I no even buy am for that price\u2019\u00a0<\/em>or my favourite when the item you are bargaining over is a pair of shoes and you offer to buy at a price and they go\u2026 \u2018N500? For one leg abi wetin?\u2019<\/em><\/p>\n

    Don\u2019t let all that spook you. The seller would still sell to you at the price he claimed was less than the cost price. And he would still make a clean profit. No need to be worried that you are not letting the seller get a good bargain. Remember, in the market place, there are lots of alternative facts.<\/p>\n

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      No shame in the game<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Let me quickly mention that if you are really serious about this haggling thing and getting the best bargain, you need to\u00a0leave your shame at home<\/strong>. Or in the car (if you can\u2019t do without shame for that long). Basically, just keep it somewhere before walking up to the seller. Very Important!<\/p>\n

      I say leave your shame at home because, if you have shame, you won\u2019t be able to confidently offer to pay N100 for something the seller called N1000. Or N2,000 for something that was called N10,000. That confidence is very important. If the seller sees that you are unsure or hesitating someone, the seller would exploit that.<\/p>\n

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        Be wary when your first counter offer is immediately accepted<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        So the seller accepted your first counter offer immediately?\u00a0<\/strong>Then there is a problem somewhere.<\/p>\n

        Buyer:<\/strong> \u201cOga, how much for jeans?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

        \u201cOga\u00a0jeans\u00a0goes for N2,000<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n

        Buyer:<\/strong> \u201cN1,800\u2033<\/em><\/p>\n

        Then the seller says \u201cOga<\/em>\u00a0bring money\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

        Just know that you have messed up. What are you doing asking for only a N200 reduction?\u00a0<\/em>Most times, at the very least, half the price. Sometimes, offer to pay one-fourth of the price. As the spirit leads.<\/p>\n

        Anyway, the seller\u00a0has said \u201cbring money<\/em>.\u201d You are in a fix. It\u2019s bad but it\u2019s not fatal.\u00a0 With a straight face, just say something like\u00a0N800<\/em>. The seller may be pissed\u00a0but at least you can start haggling all over again.<\/p>\n

        A seller\u2019s acceptance of the first offer is one red flag you don\u2019t want to ignore. Ever.<\/p>\n

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          Do the \u201cwalk away\u201d trick<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          The walk away<\/strong>. I don\u2019t like this trick because I think it involves too much drama. I am happy to\u00a0\u2018\u2019act film\u2019<\/em>\u00a0here and there but this film acting shouldn\u2019t be too much.<\/p>\n

          So what is the walk away? You already bargained with the seller and you both have seemed to reach an impasse. You then walk away with the hope that the seller would call you back if the price you offered is reasonable.<\/p>\n

          \u201cOya come, I don\u2019t sell this dress for N8,000 oh. It\u2019s Turkey. Everything is expensive now. Dollar don cost. In fact ehn, someone just left here now and offered to pay N10,000. I did not sell it to her. But just bring money ehn. I haven\u2019t sold anything today. This dress is N12,000 honestly\u2026.\u201d\u00a0<\/em>And so on and so forth.<\/p>\n

          Sellers know how to come up with alternative facts too. It\u2019s not only you. And you pay N8,000. You are happy. But don\u2019t be surprised when you find the exact same dress for N7,000 in the next store.<\/p>\n

          Anyway, that\u2019s the first walk away scenario. But there is a second type of walk away.<\/p>\n

          You walked away. (And did I mention you have to walk slowly<\/em>?) As you take one careful, slow and deliberate step after another, the seller just turns his back on you and does not call you back.<\/p>\n

          \u201cAh, what have I done? This is the exact shade of burgundy shorts that I need for the beach party on Saturday. I have looked everywhere for it. Nothing even comes close. And now I walked away because of a N50 price difference. And the seller did not even call me back. This sun is so hot. And I am sweating buckets as usual. The map of sweat on my top is just embarrassing. I have already had two bottles of Pepsi and one bottle of water since I got here at 9.30 a.m. It\u2019s already 2.50p.m. My pack of Paloma tissues is almost out too bla bla bla.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

          Then, you slowly swallow your pride and go back and ask the seller (with a straight face) to give you the shorts. The seller starts putting the shorts in a black plastic bag.\u00a0Aunty, if that price wey you call reach, I for don call you back.\u00a0<\/em>You say okay. Then you pay and leave.<\/p>\n

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            Always speak the language of the seller<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            Another tip that works like magic. Language.\u00a0Speak the language of the seller, if you can<\/strong>. I tell my friends that like speaking Queen\u2019s English in the local markets that the sellers will collect all their money.<\/p>\n

            First, some (yeah, not all<\/em>) sellers automatically think you are an \u201cAlakowe\u201d\u00a0<\/em>who has a lot of money or can easily be manipulated. So when an item is N500 and they tell \u201cnormal\u201d\u00a0<\/em>people that it is N2,500, they will probably tell the\u00a0oyinbo<\/em>-speaking lady that it is N4,000.<\/p>\n

            And why not? They have tried it several times in the past. And the\u00a0oyinbo-<\/em>speaking lady agreed right away and even expressed surprise that it was so cheap. And bought all of the remaining items.<\/p>\n

            So, when I say speak the language of the seller, I don\u2019t just mean speak Yoruba or Ibo. Tell them things that calm them down, things they want to hear. And no, these things don\u2019t even take time. I can already hear someone say \u2018ain\u2019t nobody got time for that\u2019.\u00a0<\/em>In 30 seconds or less, you can be through with it.<\/p>\n

            So with a Yoruba woman, you can say something like \u2018mummy e ka san ma. Bawo lo ja? Se orun yi o poju? Mummy eelo le n ta a won isu yi<\/em>?\u2019 (Good afternoon ma. How is the business going? Hope the sun is not too much. Mummy, how much do you sell these tubers of yam<\/em>?) All the while smiling and all.<\/p>\n

            She may still overcharge you but it is not very likely and if she does overcharge you, it won\u2019t be by too much. She may even just plead with you to just help her\u00a0add money\u00a0<\/em>to sweeten the deal.<\/p>\n

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            If you have any further tips on how to get the best bargain, I would love to hear them! Drop a comment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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