{"id":2174,"date":"2017-01-05T16:30:01","date_gmt":"2017-01-05T16:30:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/?p=2174"},"modified":"2017-02-01T11:23:16","modified_gmt":"2017-02-01T11:23:16","slug":"11-reactions-you-get-when-youre-sick-in-a-recession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/2017\/01\/11-reactions-you-get-when-youre-sick-in-a-recession","title":{"rendered":"11 Reactions You Get When You\u2019re Sick in a Recession"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Enitan Sawyerr<\/em><\/p>\n

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Due to the recession in Nigeria, it\u2019s a really bad time to fall sick.<\/p>\n

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  1. When you go to bed feeling \u201cone kain\u201d. As if malaria is about to strike\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \"1\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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    Na to overcome dis o…<\/em><\/p>\n

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    1. The next morning comes, and to get out of the bed na wahala…<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      \"2\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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      Ooh, wetin be dis naw?<\/em><\/p>\n

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      1. Your sickness shows you some love…<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        \"3\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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        Hehe, na me and you today<\/em><\/p>\n

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        1. You walk into the office coughing and your colleagues look at you funny.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          \"4\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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          Hmm, contagious sumborri\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

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          1. You try to stay strong but you realise you really have to go to the doctor<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            \"christmas\"<\/p>\n

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            1. When you think of all those hospital bills.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              \"6\"<\/p>\n

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              1. But your colleagues remind you that the company has registered you with Avon HMO<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n


                \n<\/a>                \"7\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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                Hay, see wonder wonder o!<\/em><\/p>\n

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                1. How you go to the hospital for treatment<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                  \"8\"<\/p>\n

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                  Who no like better tin??<\/em><\/p>\n

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                  1. On second thought, you probably should have walked instead..<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                    \"9\"<\/p>\n

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                    1. You give Avon HMO a call to complain and they attend to you sharpaly<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                      Handle this, plez…<\/p>\n

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                      1. Your face\u00a0right after you pull out your Avon HMO card.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n


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                        1. Strutting out of the hospital all sorted\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n


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                          We love our HMO! Don’t you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

                          By Enitan Sawyerr   Due to the recession in Nigeria, it\u2019s a really bad time to fall sick.   When you go to bed feeling \u201cone kain\u201d. As if malaria is about to strike\u2026                 Na to overcome dis o…   The next morning comes, and to get […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2179,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2174"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2225,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2174\/revisions\/2225"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}