{"id":2162,"date":"2017-01-05T12:32:44","date_gmt":"2017-01-05T12:32:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/?p=2162"},"modified":"2017-02-01T11:22:20","modified_gmt":"2017-02-01T11:22:20","slug":"10-funniest-new-years-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/2017\/01\/10-funniest-new-years-resolutions","title":{"rendered":"10 Funniest New Year\u2019s Resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>By Ifesinachi Okpagu<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We know how it begins\u2026you make a new year resolution on the 1<sup>st<\/sup> of January. By the 2<sup>nd<\/sup>, your love relationship with your resolution is over.<\/p>\n<p>Regardless of what promise you\u2019ve made this year, let\u2019s have a little laugh to begin the new year.<\/p>\n<p>Which of them is yours or your colleague\u2019s?<\/p>\n<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.katherineinmanhattan.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_3997.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for instagram addict\" width=\"2415\" height=\"1932\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I will stop checking my Facebook\/Twitter feed every five minutes.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m going on a diet and will exercise every day. I will definitely loose weight this new\u2026 oh wait, is that cake?<\/li>\n<li>I will stop taking selfies every 30 minutes and uploading on Instagram. It\u2019s the same me, in the same outfit, striking the same pose but with a different pout\u2026nah, it&#8217;s the same pout.<\/li>\n<li>Every time I type a smiley face I will actually laugh-out-loud.<\/li>\n<li>I will drive by the fitness centre at least once a week to pay my respects.<\/li>\n<li>I will definitely sleep like a normal person: no more movies \u2019till 4.A.M. in the morning.<\/li>\n<li>I will stop liking my friend\u2019s status only because I like the person who posted it.<\/li>\n<li>I will use my treadmill for something else than hanging my jacket.<\/li>\n<li>I will make time for my favourite activities. Like procrastinating. Oh wait, I\u2019m already doing this.<\/li>\n<li>My New Year\u2019s resolve is to make better bad decisions.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bonus:<\/strong> I don\u2019t have a New Year\u2019s resolution. You don\u2019t need them when you\u2019re perfect! (me winking at my laptop screen)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tag your colleague who\u2019s guilty of any of these.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Ifesinachi Okpagu &nbsp; We know how it begins\u2026you make a new year resolution on the 1st of January. By the 2nd, your love relationship with your resolution is over. Regardless of what promise you\u2019ve made this year, let\u2019s have a little laugh to begin the new year. Which of them is yours or your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2164,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2162"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2224,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2162\/revisions\/2224"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heirsholdings.com\/hhpeople\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}